Justices Rule 9-0 That Nobody Knows What Year It Is
Unanimous opinion authored by Justice Kagan describes 2026 as "less of a year and more of an ongoing situation."
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Federal Reserve Announces It Has "No Idea Either," Vows To Continue Anyway
Chair admits during press conference that the central bank has been "mostly guessing since 2019," cites "the vibe" as primary economic indicator going forward.
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S&P 500 Closes Eyes, Hopes For The Best
Index falls 2.1% after collectively deciding to "just sort of see how it goes." Analysts described mood as "spiritually exhausted."
Defense Department Confirms It Cannot Locate Tuesday
Officials say the missing weekday was last seen near a Wednesday and "may have been folded into the weekend by mistake."
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